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mariocrastinate

When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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wot

An acronym: Waste of time.

Something that causes one to lose lots of time without noticing.
Dude, MySpace can be such a WOT! I need to find a better hobby.
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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bikeeya

In Egypt, bikeeya is the chant that the bikeeya man yells out to all of the people when he walks early in the morning. The bikeeya man collects people's unwanted broken appliances or furniture, or odds-and-ends. When the bikeeya man walks through the streets of Cairo, he will say "bikeeeyyyyyyyaa" and also "bickeya bickeyaa" and it's often funny.
Dude 1: "Hey, remember when we were little kids visiting Egypt and we used to take our Super Soaker water guns and shoot the bikeeya man from the 4-th story balcony? Those were the days man."

Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."

Dude 2: "Word."
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
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library

An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.
So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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secrunity

Security guards who really use a lot of scrutiny mixed in with it.
OH crap - here comes those secrunity guards again.
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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Barrack OhBombEm

The policy of Barrack OhBombEm is to bomb Afghanistan with the hopes of getting that dude Laden.
Barrack OhBombEm wants to bomb a llama next to its mama, by a mountain in Afghanistan, and later in Bora-Bora next to a '92 Ford explorer.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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