An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.
Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."
Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"
Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."
Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."
Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."
..............1 month later
Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."
Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."
Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"
Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."
Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."
Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."
..............1 month later
Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."
Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."
Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
by Adel7 September 23, 2007

Megan: "Hey, Bob, do you think I should wear these black Prada shoes or these onyx ones?"
Bob: "Hmm.. wazzadiff - they're all pretty sweetie."
Bob: "Hmm.. wazzadiff - they're all pretty sweetie."
by Adel7 January 01, 2008

When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
by Adel7 December 29, 2007

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"
Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
by Adel7 September 08, 2007

When I went to New York City, I noticed these Amish looking dudes saying "Off the schplizzle for drizzle." Yeah, they got people in the world.
by Adel7 September 21, 2007

When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.
They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."
Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."
Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"
Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."
Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."
Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."
Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."
Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."
Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."
Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"
Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."
Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."
Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."
Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."
Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."
Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
by Adel7 August 28, 2007

by Adel7 January 14, 2008
