Skip to main content

Adel7's definitions

TV

Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.
We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.
by Adel7 January 14, 2008
mugGet the TVmug.

pseudodivorce

When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.

They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."

Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."

Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"

Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."

Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."

Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."

Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."

Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."

Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
by Adel7 August 28, 2007
mugGet the pseudodivorcemug.

crumbluits

Biscuits that crumble in your lap. This is according to a Wendy's ad... ya OK Wendy's chick.
I like eating crumbluits. Yes indeed!
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
mugGet the crumbluitsmug.

Rush Limbaugh education

The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Rush Limbaugh education:

Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."

Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
mugGet the Rush Limbaugh educationmug.

webbed feet

Someone who was born in New Orleans. Called so because this person has gotten accustommed to getting wet, wading through flooded streets, and playing in the rain.
Born in the Crescent City, I soon got webbed feet and learned to love this city below sea level.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
mugGet the webbed feetmug.

tongue-twister

Phrases or words that when repeated many times make you stumble and you can't say it:
One good tongue-twister is "rhubarb" - say it 5 times quickly.

Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
mugGet the tongue-twistermug.

shepamster

Jim: "Man, I'm thinking of dropping my Psychology class. The teacher is too distracting."

Martin: "Huh? Why?"

Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
mugGet the shepamstermug.

Share this definition