Adel7's definitions
A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.
Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
Get the purpleneckmug. Where you go when you gotta get some clothes washed/dried and you don't want anyone to know.
They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.
They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.
I don't know what happened, but somehow I messed up my pants. I swear I don't know how that happened. Anyways... I'm headed over to the launderette - it'll be a waste of water and electricity to use all that energy on just my pants... but I just gotta do it.
by Adel7 December 30, 2007
Get the launderettemug. The exclamation that one of the Nazi soldier in the classic FPS game Wolfenstein used to say when he saw you.
One of the oldest computer gaming memories I have is of my brother running through the mazes of Wolfenstein on his 486 and shooting down soldiers that would yell out "Soopbabble!" and then start shooting loudly at him. That game was totally awesome. For a walk down memory lane download that very compact-sized game and have a blast dude.
by Adel7 September 22, 2007
Get the soopbabblemug. When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..
Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"
Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."
Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "
Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "
by Adel7 September 4, 2007
Get the eyeservicemug. The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"
Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"
Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."
Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."
Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."
Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
Get the holler at a wordy sonmug. When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 January 6, 2008
Get the gas humpingmug.