153 definitions by Adel7
The harsh realization that occurs when I am reminded of the huge damage Katrina caused on New Orleans. Although much work has been done, there is still a humongous amount of work left to be done.
While driving through New Orleans yesterday, I saw abandoned grocery stores with the waterline still visible and the windows all boarded up with plywood. The katrinalization that ensued caused a painful pang in my midsection.
by Adel7 August 23, 2007
Something geezer's say to mean "oh snap" or "woah now." Something Flanders from the Simpsons would say.
As Flanders might say after seeing something really surprising and then accepting it: "Gee wilickers! That car just blew up. Well, oh well. The Lord must've ordained it on that sinner. Okily-dokily-doo."
A loud yell in the distance: "DOH!"
A loud yell in the distance: "DOH!"
by Adel7 September 5, 2007
When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 December 17, 2007
Perfect vacation: laying back in the jacuzzi, watching a movie, drinking some mango juice, and feeling the hydrofizzle tickle me all over.
by Adel7 December 4, 2007
Similar to concrastination, the ability to start the work you need to do without putting it off or dragging your feet.
Dude 1: "Man, even though I told myself last month I was going to get my car fixed up so I could start hypermiling, I just never got to it."
Dude 2: "Sounds like you need a good dose of gettoitiveness."
Dude 2: "Sounds like you need a good dose of gettoitiveness."
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
1. A biological term meaning the shedding of an outer hard layer(like cuticle), such as done by a snake or a crustacean when it's molting.
2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.
2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.
Snakes are known to perform an ecdysis in order to grow a new outer layer. Interesting, but I'm more interested in the other form of ecdysis performed by females of the human species.
by Adel7 September 3, 2007
The type of bureaucracy that is in FEMA - they'll keep you waiting for months and send you a dozen people to do the same job and ask the same questions.
I got really pissed at the femacrocy the other day, because for the tenth time someone came to our house to ask us if our trailer was ready to get picked up. Even though we told them we wanted it picked up five months ago.
by Adel7 November 29, 2007