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by AYYFRON April 1, 2011
Get the sympathy coldmug. John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
by AYYFRON July 27, 2010
Get the Door chargemug. n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of sexual intercourse.
During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.
The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.
Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
by AYYFRON September 30, 2009
Get the fuck productmug. A restaurant that surreptitiously serves foie gras (fattened duck liver) in jurisdictions that outlaw the practice. The name is a play on the prohibition era phenomenon of the speakeasy, which illegally served alcohol.
George: I'm going out for some foie gras tonight. Want to come?
Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.
George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.
Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.
George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.
by AYYFRON July 22, 2012
Get the Duckeasymug. A purse-like over the shoulder bag, typically made out of synthetic material, worn principally by gay men, notably in Europe.
American guy: Dude, like, why are you wearing a purse?
European guy: It's not a purse; it's my purth.
European guy: It's not a purse; it's my purth.
by AYYFRON July 20, 2010
Get the Purthmug. verb -- 1) to incite internal opposition against and undermine a moderate member of a political party, usually by right wing forces. 2) to ideologically purify an organization by eliminating members who don't adhere to orthodoxy.
The verb is derived from the last name of Dede Scozzafava, a pro-choice, pro-gay rights, Republican State Legislator in New York, who was a candidate for New York's 23rd Congressional district in a 2009 special election until she was drummed out the race by vigorous opposition from far right figures such as former Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin as well as former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey both of whom supported the third party candidacy of Doug Hoffman. Moderate Democrat Bill Owens ultimately won the race, prevailing in a district that had not elected a member of his party in over 100 years.
The verb is derived from the last name of Dede Scozzafava, a pro-choice, pro-gay rights, Republican State Legislator in New York, who was a candidate for New York's 23rd Congressional district in a 2009 special election until she was drummed out the race by vigorous opposition from far right figures such as former Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin as well as former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey both of whom supported the third party candidacy of Doug Hoffman. Moderate Democrat Bill Owens ultimately won the race, prevailing in a district that had not elected a member of his party in over 100 years.
Republican wing nuts are looking to scozzafava a number of their own moderate office holders in the upcoming party primaries. One of their targets is Ellen Smith because she doesn't agree with the NRA's stance that the best way to prevent massacres on college campuses is for students and professors to carry concealed weapons.
The Pope has decided to scozzafava the church by defrocking priests who voice disagreement with the Holy See's opposition to the use of condoms.
The Pope has decided to scozzafava the church by defrocking priests who voice disagreement with the Holy See's opposition to the use of condoms.
by AYYFRON November 6, 2009
Get the scozzafavamug. Person 1: So, how was St. Petersburg, Russia? Did you enjoy your trip?
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
by ayyfron August 22, 2012
Get the fablapidatedmug.