Definitions by AYB

raven 

A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.

The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.

raven by AYB June 15, 2003

Jehovah's Witnesses 

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

Jehovah's Witnesses by AYB June 13, 2003

Barney 

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

Barney by AYB June 13, 2003

revolution 

The act of attempting to new growth on a plant by chopping off all its branches.

Ever notice that a few decases after revolutions, the countries' economies go to Hell?

revolution by AYB June 13, 2003

rhine 

Some area in France where wine-producing grapes are grown.

The Rhine is also now discovered to be an important archaeological site, except that researchers will have to uproot a few vineyards to get what they need.

rhine by AYB June 13, 2003

R. Kelly 

A mediocre singer/rapper who will be forever known as a child molester.

R. Kelly should not be allowed within 500 feet from any children.

R. Kelly by AYB June 11, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)

Beavis and Butthead by AYB June 11, 2003