Definitions by AYB

streets of rage 

One of the best reasons to own a SEGA Genesis. A beat-em-up game that was SEGA's answer to Final Fight. Streets of rage featured three main characters Axel Stone, Blaze Fielding, and Adam Turner, all three of them ex-cops, beating the crap out of thugs and ninjas who work for a crime-lord called Mr. X and his right-hand man called Shiva. In the second and third sequels, Adam Turner is replaced by his kid brother Skate Turner, and two extra characters, Max Thunder and Dr. Zan, join in the party.

The best game of the series is Streets of Rage 2.

streets of rage by AYB June 11, 2003

Christianity 

A religion that would have made sense had it not been for the nature and character of its followers.

Some of the most violent wars and genocides during the last 2000+ years can be blamed on the spread of Christianity.

Christianity by AYB June 10, 2003

wannabe patriotism 

What Americans are good at doing.

Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.

wannabe patriotism by AYB June 8, 2003

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart by AYB June 5, 2003

Whole Foods 

Food products that are not made in America.

British food is an example of whole food.

Whole Foods by AYB June 5, 2003

science fiction

Also known as Sci Fi.

An elaborate, suspenseful, and sometimes well-written fairy tale that typically focuses on paranormal events, aliens, technology, futuristic visions, space exploration, multiple dimensions, genetics, and other themes which require a good use of logic and scientific theories/facts.

Thank God for the Sci Fi channel. Now I can tape all my favorite episodes of the Outer Limits. :^))

science fiction by AYB June 4, 2003

suburban gangster 

See Yuppie, wanksta.

Enough said.

suburban gangster by AYB May 31, 2003