AYB's definitions

KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken

The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.

Nobody needs a little KFC because they don't do their chicken right.

by AYB February 26, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.

Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!

by AYB March 23, 2003

iron maiden

A torture/execution device from Medieval Germany, which consists of an iron coffin lined with spikes on the inside of the doors. The doors were closed SLOWLY so that the accused criminal would suffer maximum pain and anguish, sometimes for days, before finally dying of the resulting puncture wounds and suffocation.

Legend has it that a German coin counterfeiter was sentenced to the Iron Maiden. For the last two days of his life, the forger cried in vain while the spikes went through his body.

by AYB July 2, 2003

trailor trash

Misspelling of trailer trash. A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person you'll find on the Jerry Springer show.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Scam

To trick or cheat someone out of their posession(s). A ripoff.

The Internet is littered with scams such as pop-up ads or email spam ads with "Get Rich Quick/High-Paying Job/You Are A Winner" messages.

by AYB April 29, 2003

digit

A number. Most often referring to a phone number. Singular form of digits.

Hey, sweet thang. Can I get your digits so I can call you?

by AYB February 18, 2003

fiction

Something that is not true. A lie.

Science fiction.
Religious text.
Anything a politician says.
99% of what comes out of a woman's mouth.
The fact that presidents get elected by popular vote
Just about every doomsday prediction ever made.
Anything in the tabloids.
Anything on CNN.
UFOs.
Video games.

by AYB April 9, 2003