AYB's definitions

DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.

Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.

by AYB June 27, 2003

kazaa lite

After the early death of Napster, this file-sharing network and many others sprouted like mushrooms in Napster's ashes. Kazaa is now under the crosshairs of the Record Industry Assfuckers of America (RIAA)

The RIAA, in its desparate attempt to monopolize the Internet, publicly announced that it will charge anyone who uses Kazaa lite $100,000(U.S.) for every MP3 they download.

by AYB August 5, 2003

windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

by AYB April 4, 2003

logic

Something that makes mathematical sense.

Exact reasoning, or knowing what is true and how to know whether it is true.

The by-product of thinking without relying on emotions.

Simple logic: If the kid smokes weed and smoking weed will cause cancer, therefore the kid will get cancer. (even though that's open for debate).

There is no form of logic in a woman's method of thinking.

by AYB October 18, 2003

rage

Extreme and uncontrollable anger. The person who posesses it is most likely to act it out, violently.

I broke the Rottweiler's ribs in a burst of seething rage.

by AYB February 19, 2003

rasputin

A bastard who just doesn't know when to die already.

They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.

by AYB April 4, 2003

kemosabe

Mexican(?) or southwestern Native American slang for "horse's behind"

Lone Ranger: I still don't know why every time Tonto would laugh when he addresed me as "Kemosabe". Must be because of the way I talk.

by AYB June 17, 2003