Definitions by AYB

riot 

One way to steal what you need without needing to worry about getting caught, since the police are usually too busy beating up the rioters to care.

I got this flatscreen TV, stereo bass system, state-of-the-art computer, and 7-piece furniture set. All from last night's football riot.

riot by AYB June 19, 2003

Money 

A medium of exchange required in a ridiculously large quantity in order to make modern life's miseries easier to work with. Typically the people who need money don't have it or will never have any, while those who don't need it are usually the ones who squander it foolishly.

Whoever said "Money isn't important" was probably a filthy rich person to begin with.

Money by AYB June 18, 2003

marijuana 

This plant is portrayed to be the most dangerous and evil plant ever made, yet there have never been any cases of people getting killed from smoking weed, and one is 5 times more likely to get addicted to tobacco than marijuanna.

Marijuanna is a great way to soothe your pain and depression when used in moderation.

marijuana by AYB June 17, 2003

utopia 

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.

utopia by AYB June 17, 2003

kemosabe 

Mexican(?) or southwestern Native American slang for "horse's behind"

Lone Ranger: I still don't know why every time Tonto would laugh when he addresed me as "Kemosabe". Must be because of the way I talk.

kemosabe by AYB June 17, 2003

Duct Tape 

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

Duct Tape by AYB June 17, 2003

Adult Swim 

A two to three-hour block on Cartoon Network that has yet to show an adult or mature cartoon.

Although the concept of Adult Swim is a fucking joke, some of the cartoons, such as Sealab and the Oblongs, are well crafted and chock full of humor.

Adult Swim by AYB June 16, 2003