AYB's definitions

videogame

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.

Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.

by AYB September 10, 2003

trailor park

Mispelling of trailer park.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Orange Chicken

Grand China Buffet serves better tasting Orange Chicken. The stuff sold at Panda Express tastes like crap.

by AYB April 7, 2003

utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.

by AYB June 17, 2003

fo' sheezy my neezy

Yet another variation of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

I gotta go fo' sheezy my neezy with my girl tonight.

by AYB February 8, 2003

caffeine

A legal amphetamine which is found in the leaves and flowers of the tea plant, or the seeds of coffee and cacao/cocoa plants.

Jolt Cola has twice as much caffeine as Mountain Dew.

Some chocolates have a higher concentration of caffeine than others.

by AYB July 12, 2003

massacre

A mass killing of typically five or more people.

The mad gunman opened fire in the crowd and massacred thirty people in the process.

by AYB April 6, 2003