Definitions by ANONYMOUS

zzz 

Get some sleep.

"You'll need some zzz, not xxx!"

zzz by Anonymous November 6, 2002

Furburger

A woman's hairy vagina.

I would like to order one furburger... Hold the labium.

Furburger by Anonymous November 6, 2002

pop! splurg 

Sound a woman's fake breasts make when they explode during take-off in a plane.

"Stewardess,can i have a pillow? *pop! splurg* um,make that a bandaid.....a BIG bandaid."

pop! splurg by Anonymous November 6, 2002

man-activated air bags

A woman who thrusts her breasts out like a cheap Korean prostitute whenever a guy talks to her.

"I can't help it,every time a man talks to me,they shoot out like man activated air bags."

man-activated air bags by Anonymous November 6, 2002

Last Thursdayism 

(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Thursday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Thursday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Tuesdayism, is considered wrong.

Q: "What is the evidence for Last Thursdayism?"
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."

Last Thursdayism by Anonymous November 6, 2002

snugglyuglypuss 

an ugly pussy that wants to snuggle with your nuts

"damn! that snugglyuglypuss was all up on your shit! you want the brown paper bag fo that bitches head tonight"

snugglyuglypuss by Anonymous November 6, 2002

teabagging

To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.

Man: Let's teabag!
Your Daughter: Okay!

teabagging by Anonymous November 6, 2002