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Weezer

An awesome band that got accused of trying to be "emo", because the lead singer wears thick rimmed glasses and writes melody based rock with often sad, emotional lyrics. They're not emo, and people who accuse them of trying to be are lame.
Weezer will probably go down in history for its single, "Buddy Holly", and the very well-edited splice-work video that went along with it.
by Alex January 25, 2004
mugGet the Weezermug.

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.
"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"
by Alex December 9, 2003
mugGet the cockshotmug.

Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
mugGet the Wounded Roostermug.

lemonz

he likes lemons and is a lemon but he also likes chicken poo and chicken pie with a drop of gimp juice.
I picked a lemonz off my tree
by alex December 22, 2004
mugGet the lemonzmug.

AOL

The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!
The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!
by Alex June 4, 2004
mugGet the AOLmug.

Arch Ham

Noun - An extrememly unpleasant, dishonest, stupid, or manipulative person with significant power or authority, especially over you. A more extreme version of Capital Ass.

Origin: Music industry term.
1. "The booker at that club is an Arch Ham."

2. "Man, that talent scout turned out to be a real Arch Ham."
by Alex February 26, 2005
mugGet the Arch Hammug.

bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on
by alex December 31, 2003
mugGet the bert mccrackenmug.

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