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1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
by Al October 14, 2003
Get the we need to talk mug.1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)
so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker
by Al March 1, 2004
Get the flooker mug.n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home
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