AL's definitions

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004

Strap

to jerk off (Philly slang)

Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much

Ignore him, he's real strap artist.

by Al December 11, 2003

nu metal

bunch of cunts taking the piss out of our musical heritage. Thin Lizzy rule!

Linkin Pork, sorry I'll respell that, Stinking Pork.

by al December 12, 2004

Heavyweight

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc

that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?

by AL April 26, 2004

Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005

chancre head

A person whose presence and character are so dispicable that a preson covered with chancre sores all over their face and head would be easier to deal with.

It physically pained me to have to sit in the meeting with that chancre head after his tirade of lies, excuses and mis-representations

by Al November 8, 2003

lewnote

any gambling debt of $60

After this poker game I'll have to give you a lewnote.

by Al March 30, 2005