Definitions by AL

Censorship 

1. An implementaion of the idea that some things are to vulgar, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant to be talked about, printed, or shown in media. These media are edited/not released to the public, based on the norms of society.

2. A tool used by those in power to control the flow of information, and subsequent opinions, of those not in power.

1. The movie was "cleverly" dubbed over to eliminate swearing, which is a form of censorship.

2. Censorship has, over time, led many people to believe that those who are wealthy are more intelligent, fit, or worthy than those who are not (and corporate America owns these peoples' minds).

Censorship by Al October 12, 2003

sexist 

1. One who practices discriminatory behavoir based on gender. The individual may be of either sex, and may discriminate against their own sex, as well as the opposite sex.

1. Sally hates me, because she is a femenist, and I am a man, which makes her a dirty sexist.

sexist by Al October 12, 2003

Towel Head 

1. Derogatory term to refer to those of Middle-Eastern (or Indian, but I suspect only because most people would use "Towel Head" in everyday conversation couldn't tell the difference between the two to save their lives) origin, based on the religious custom of wearing a turban.

2. A missed oppurtunity to use the term "Dune Coon", which at least always makes me laugh.

1. That hick just called Rashid a Towel Head.

2. I knew Cletus was more retarded than the other hicks when he called Rashid a Towel Head, instead of a Dune Coon.

Towel Head by Al October 12, 2003

baby 

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?

baby by Al October 12, 2003

McDonalds 

1. Fast food restuarant chain.

2. Recently second largest private landholder in the world (after the Catholic Church), as McDonald's attempts to own all land on which franchises are built.

3. An establishment that should be renamed Fatass, because:
a. They could get away with it.
b. You could "plus size" things, and get "fat fries", not to mention the "fatass burger".
c. People suing them would have to make the arguement that "Fatass" never warned them that eating there would make them fat.

1. The McDonald's Shake isn't even called a milk shake, mainly on account of false advertising claim laws.

2. The man who owns McDonald's is wealthier than most people think, or even could imagine in concrete terms.

3. Yeah, I got a Fatty Meal at Fatass today. I gotta stop eating there, cause I think it might be making me fat.

McDonalds by Al October 12, 2003

math class 

1. A place where a logical, meaningful, and beautiful natural philosophy is most likely completely mangled by one who couldn't really understand it and therefore got a job teaching. This person, in my personal experience, probably also lacks a sense of humor, common sense, and, quite possibly, a soul.

1. I spent a lot of time in a lot of math classes trying to catch up on sleep.

math class by Al October 12, 2003

Profanity Loophole

1. An exploitation of electronic censorship programs' limmited scope in preventing profane language and letting users enter text at the same time.

"Herpes mongering man-whore" is a phrase allowed by many a "profanity free" chatroom.

Profanity Loophole by Al October 12, 2003