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phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd
lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!
by al November 13, 2004
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pants

they are for squares
paying bills is for squares...like pants!
by al November 17, 2004
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headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!
Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.
by AL November 18, 2004
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steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).
yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.
by al December 1, 2004
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sketchy

This expression was first coined in reference to hastily drawn out, or sketched, building/construction plans, which were uncertain at best and disastrous at worst. The overall thread of meaning is the same, but now applies to morality/legality. On the overall continuim of goodness, things progress, in order: safe, sketchy, shady, outright criminal.
Getting wasted and gambling away half your paycheck in Nevada may be legal, but its definitely sketchy.
by Al February 26, 2004
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flooker

1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)
so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker
by Al March 1, 2004
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909er

someone from riverside, driving HUGE (little man syndrom) lifted trucks with a FOX racing sticker on the back, farmers tan, pucka shell necklace, and anything with flams on it ex:sunglass, boardshorts
that bouy out in the water is a total 909er
by AL April 4, 2004
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