chancre head

A person whose presence and character are so dispicable that a preson covered with chancre sores all over their face and head would be easier to deal with.
It physically pained me to have to sit in the meeting with that chancre head after his tirade of lies, excuses and mis-representations
by Al November 08, 2003
mugGet the chancre headmug.

lewnote

any gambling debt of $60
After this poker game I'll have to give you a lewnote.
by Al March 30, 2005
mugGet the lewnotemug.

star trek

1. A lifestyle for people who didn't get out enough to join a real cult. Involves reading "technical manuals", obsessing about minute details of trivia, and attending conventions where 90% of the people are wearing spandex.

2. One of several shows that feature spandex-wearing people from "the future". Characterized by total lack of plot, total lack of acting ability by leads, terrible dialogue, "alien" races with identical-to-human behaviors and norms, a tendency to always be on one of UPN, Sci-Fi, TNN, or WB late=nights, and complete overuse of the "ass-shot" (a camera shot where the actor is zoomed in or out on using the ass as a focal point).

3. Starting point of Willaim Shattner's career.
1. I drove past a Star-Trek convention the other day and swore I'd become a Branch-Dividian before I ever did that shit.

2. I was watching UPN at 3 am when Star-Trek came on, but I wound up watching the Home-Shopping Network, because at least they have decent cinematography.

3. Willaim Shattner was on Star-Trek? You mean that guy who does spoken versions of rap songs?
by Al October 14, 2003
mugGet the star trekmug.

Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"
After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.
by Al May 13, 2005
mugGet the Lew notemug.

Heavyweight

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc
that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?
by AL April 26, 2004
mugGet the Heavyweightmug.

nu metal

bunch of cunts taking the piss out of our musical heritage. Thin Lizzy rule!
Linkin Pork, sorry I'll respell that, Stinking Pork.
by al December 12, 2004
mugGet the nu metalmug.

pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.
Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.
by Al March 29, 2005
mugGet the pants monstermug.