AL's definitions

yo

A noun of reference to someone, usauly refering to males. Also meaning "he", "his", or "him".

Yo, come hear for a second.
Yo said he got banked yesterday.

by Al June 10, 2006

dick-hard

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

by Al January 17, 2003

pudwacker

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.

What a pudwacker.

by al November 26, 2003

wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004

corned beef rocket

Noun.

Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.

by Al October 13, 2003

dropping off the kids

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

by Al April 30, 2004

boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

by Al October 27, 2003