AL's definitions

triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

by al November 10, 2004

like

1. A word implying similarity between two things.

2. A level of romantic interest that is not as high as love, yet not exclusive to sex.

3. An idiot teenager conversation spacer that is virtually meaningless.

1. Apples are like bananas, in that they are both fruits.

2. John is in like with Dave, because they are both fruits.

3. "So, like, I was like, 'Why don't we like do something?' <insipid high pitched giggle>" - Teenaged Girl with IQ 75

by Al October 27, 2003

bah

an expression of apathy stemming from frustration

"yo, you wanna go over stuff for the politics test next period"
"bah"

by al December 11, 2004

off the heezy

1. Cool, hip, trendy. Corruption of "Of the hook", which meant that something was cool because you'd have to immediately take your phone "of the hook" to tell all your friends about it. Basically, this original thread of meaning has been completely lost with the introduction of the "eezy" (common to a lot of slang at the moment).

"I'd say my plan is more 'off the heezy' now than at any other time." - Draken

by Al October 12, 2003

Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005

nu metal

bunch of cunts taking the piss out of our musical heritage. Thin Lizzy rule!

Linkin Pork, sorry I'll respell that, Stinking Pork.

by al December 12, 2004

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004