AL's definitions

drylab

the act of writing something to look very or exactly alike the last written entry to try and getaway with.

Man, i know you drylabbed that shit, do it properly.

by Al September 22, 2003

phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

by al November 13, 2004

we need to talk

1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.

2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.

1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.

2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.

by Al October 14, 2003

curry bum

a fiery rebellion of the bowels, caused by undigested spices irritating the gut and propmpting violent evacuation of said tract.

"jim mate, get off the pot, I need a slash"
"No way man, got curry bum,I'm here for the night. uuurgh"

by Al February 5, 2005

bricking it

When someone is shit scared or in a scary situation, they are going to crap in they're pants.

He was bricking it, before I even took a swing at him.

I was bricking it the first time I went on a plane.

by AL January 22, 2004

shucked

Getting screwed/fucked on an online transaction. ie buying something off of ebay, paying for it, and never actually receiving the item.

Bave got 'shucked' so hard when he tried to buy _____ off of ebay.

by AL June 18, 2004

math class

1. A place where a logical, meaningful, and beautiful natural philosophy is most likely completely mangled by one who couldn't really understand it and therefore got a job teaching. This person, in my personal experience, probably also lacks a sense of humor, common sense, and, quite possibly, a soul.

1. I spent a lot of time in a lot of math classes trying to catch up on sleep.

by Al October 12, 2003