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a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.
next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!
by Al December 28, 2004
Get the dirty burger mug.A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
by Al May 31, 2004
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Get the phoney homie mug.A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.
by Al January 29, 2005
Get the pizzle mug.1. Woman usually seen in the company of rappers, pimps, gang members, etc... This term usually implies that said woman is attractive, but results may vary.
2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.
2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.
1. Sir Mix-A-Lot definitely would've dedicated "Baby Got Back" to his hunny.
2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.
2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.
by Al October 27, 2003
Get the hunny mug.1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
by Al October 14, 2003
Get the we need to talk mug.a fiery rebellion of the bowels, caused by undigested spices irritating the gut and propmpting violent evacuation of said tract.
"jim mate, get off the pot, I need a slash"
"No way man, got curry bum,I'm here for the night. uuurgh"
"No way man, got curry bum,I'm here for the night. uuurgh"
by Al February 5, 2005
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