AL's definitions

jewsus

And then God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly"
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.

Beum That Jewsus is wicked awesome!
Also brought about Christmakah

by AL January 21, 2004

mall cop

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.

Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies

by Al June 18, 2006

bodonkadonk

African Ass, Big nice ass on a woman

DAMN look at that banokadonk

by Al June 7, 2003

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 13, 2005

boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

by Al October 27, 2003

birdturd

poop from a birds butt.

theres a birdturd on my head

by al January 20, 2005

girlypiss

Noun, for when a male urinates whilst sitting down on the lavatory, like a female.

"Eugh he's taking a girlypiss!"

by Al September 29, 2006