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The poster known as Djimbe has been utterly proven to be a liar and a fake. The Bullshido Administration have decided to take action and notify all posters through this signature of Djimbe's past claims:

* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.


Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
Djimbe is a fat tub of lard that could break Rickson's forearms.
Djimbe by al March 11, 2005
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A nonsense word with no concrete definition. It is used as the name of an Illinois based computer technical/multimedia company (Dimbee Custom/Dimbee Multimedia).
That Dimbee Custom rig is overkill. Why do you need 4 500GB hard drives?
Dimbee by Southern September 13, 2008
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1. A nonsense word with no concrete definition. It is used as the name of an Illinois based computer technical/multimedia company (Dimbee Custom/Dimbee Multimedia).

2. Internet screen name used by an individual from North Carolina with no affiliation with the previously mentioned company. From the previous two definitions, it appears that he believes he has a large penis, and that someone else believes he is gay.
1. That Dimbee Custom rig is overkill. Why do you need 4 500GB hard drives?

2. Dimbee: Panthers! Woooo!
Dimbee by Southern September 12, 2008
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originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

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"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

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"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"
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A type of drum. Used more frequently as a verb meaning "to accomplish, defeat, or subdue beyond all contention or protest." Related forms include djembeic (adjective), djembeity (noun), djembe'd (past tense verb), and djembeically (adverb).
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"Did you hear what he just said to you? Man, you just got djembe'd."
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