Cooch-pirate

Someone who is continually after the cooch.

Danny is a cooch-pirate.

by Al September 24, 2003

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004

Gamahauche

Performing cunnilingus for an extended length of time.

I love to gamahauch my wife. I could do it all night long.

by Al February 16, 2005

dropping off the kids

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

by Al April 30, 2004

mwah

The sound of a quick kiss when voice is also used.Also the sound of lips smacking in a kissing motion... MWAH.. especially expressive over distances of 10+ metres...one of the nicest sounds, very flirty!

blowing a kiss to a friend over distance..

by Al January 20, 2004

stoner

A person who smoke a lot of marijuana. they are usually peaceful and have good views about life and society. The people who denounce them are usually hypocrytes who drink alcohol heavily but are opposed to weed because it gives them a low-life image.

Oh my god!! What a fuckin stoner bro!!

by Al February 22, 2005

butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

by Al January 25, 2003