Definitions by AL

chemistry 

The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".

Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.

chemistry by Al February 5, 2004

Operation Iraqi Freedom

A Bullshit, manufactured catchphrase used by the Bush administration to deceive the American Public.

In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.

It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."

What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.



The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era

There goes Mr. Bush lying to us again. Oh well, just another "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

Operation Iraqi Freedom by Al January 30, 2004

d block 

Group formed by rap star Jadakiss of the Lox, who is quite possibly its only famous member

Everywhere we go, people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them
This is d-block, mighty mighty d-block

d block by al January 25, 2004

bricking it

When someone is shit scared or in a scary situation, they are going to crap in they're pants.

He was bricking it, before I even took a swing at him.

I was bricking it the first time I went on a plane.

bricking it by AL January 22, 2004

ground pounder 

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

ground pounder by AL January 22, 2004

jewsus 

And then God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly"
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.

Beum That Jewsus is wicked awesome!
Also brought about Christmakah

jewsus by AL January 21, 2004