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Definitions by AL

having a hard nipple(s)
whoa, honey, check ur HN
HN by AL July 28, 2004
"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag
clutch by al July 18, 2004
Getting screwed/fucked on an online transaction. ie buying something off of ebay, paying for it, and never actually receiving the item.
Bave got 'shucked' so hard when he tried to buy _____ off of ebay.
shucked by AL June 18, 2004
A slang word for sex during the early 20th century.
I'm going to jazz you good, baby.
jazz by Al June 11, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

beer blumpkin 

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.
Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.
beer blumpkin by al May 21, 2004

mcguyver 

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.
Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.
mcguyver by al May 5, 2004