AL's definitions

DUI

Driving Under the Influence. This is a couple BAC points down from DWI (Driving While Intoxicated). While you probably shouldn't do this,what many people don't remember is the old saying, "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, and you're clear to steer."

Bob: I hear you got busted by the cops again last night.
Al: Yeah, it wasn't that bad, though.
Bob: What, DUI? THAT'S BAD, Al!!

by Al December 2, 2003

Gamahauche

Performing cunnilingus for an extended length of time.

I love to gamahauch my wife. I could do it all night long.

by Al February 16, 2005

magic vimto

take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.

Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.

"magic vimto, anyone?"

by Al February 5, 2005

triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

by al November 10, 2004

jazz

A slang word for sex during the early 20th century.

I'm going to jazz you good, baby.

by Al June 11, 2004

mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.

1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.

by Al October 12, 2003

shot caller

a baller; a player; someone who calls all the shots around him.

by Al January 20, 2003