Definitions by AL

greyfriars 

Having a shit
Rhyming slang - Greyfriar's Bobby - Jobby

I'm away for a Greyfriars

greyfriars by Al April 30, 2004

dropping off the kids 

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

dropping off the kids by Al April 30, 2004

brook 

verb - to fight, or to knock someone out. Also means to jump someone, like a surprise attack

naaah!! Man You stole my girl!! You're gonna get BROOKED!!

brook by AL April 27, 2004

Aardvark 

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

Aardvark by Al April 27, 2004

shatpank 

Really good - see also "heavyweight"

that pint of Stella is proper sahtpank

shatpank by AL April 26, 2004

Heavyweight 

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc

that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?

Heavyweight by AL April 26, 2004

Netto Ghetto 

defines an area so poor and rough and full of drug dealers, the shopping centres are full of shit supermarkets and bargain basement stores, like Netto, Pound Stretcher and Aldi, cos that's all people in Netto Ghettos can afford cos they spend all their money on Crack

You want me to come with you to Mansfield?? fuck off!! it's a right NETTO GHETTO!!

Netto Ghetto by AL April 26, 2004