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totaled

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
by Al October 14, 2003
mugGet the totaledmug.

wams

Women as Managers Scale (WAMS)
by Al October 29, 2003
mugGet the wamsmug.

lowbrow

see: www.lowbrow.com
Dude, there was some funny ass shit on lowbrow.
by al November 30, 2003
mugGet the lowbrowmug.

drylab

the act of writing something to look very or exactly alike the last written entry to try and getaway with.
Man, i know you drylabbed that shit, do it properly.
by Al September 22, 2003
mugGet the drylabmug.

suspect

A term used to identify any noun as being suspicious.
I don't trust Joe, he kinda suspect.
by Al January 11, 2003
mugGet the suspectmug.

couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".
Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.
by Al February 3, 2005
mugGet the couche tardmug.

sketchy

This expression was first coined in reference to hastily drawn out, or sketched, building/construction plans, which were uncertain at best and disastrous at worst. The overall thread of meaning is the same, but now applies to morality/legality. On the overall continuim of goodness, things progress, in order: safe, sketchy, shady, outright criminal.
Getting wasted and gambling away half your paycheck in Nevada may be legal, but its definitely sketchy.
by Al February 26, 2004
mugGet the sketchymug.

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