Fart Fact 7

There are lots of fart jokes, but this one holds a record, it’s around 4000 years old and is the oldest known joke. It's an ancient Sumerian proverb that says, "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman who did not fart in her husband's lap.”
Fart fact 7 must have happened to every bloke who has ever had a girl sit on his lap.
by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019
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Uzzard

An old English name for the letter Z (zed), it can also be used as a synonym for last.
If you have any five-year-old children get them to tell their teacher that the last letter of the alphabet is uzzard.
by AKACroatalin April 14, 2015
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WOFS

English acronym standing for Waste Of Fucking Space. Can be Waste Of Flipping Space if you want to be a bit more polite but is used to describe people who are just that. The ones that seem to have no useful contribution to make to the human race or anything else and make you wonder just where evolution went wrong.
"Malcolm's just been sat on his ass all day, hasn't done a fucking thing except feed his face and drink tea. He hasn't so much as lifted a finger even though the rest of us are run ragged."
"What a WOFS!"
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2015
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Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland, particularly at night; going camping in woodland could probably be considered to be the equivalent of sex, possibly this is what John Denver meant when he wrote Annie’s Song. It does, however, make you wonder what woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces, would equate to.
No Malcolm, people who practise Nemophilia should not be arrested and jailed.
by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016
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Sand Rat

This was originally slang used by soldiers in the British Army. It probably dates from the 1920s and was in widespread use during World War II. A sand rat is a whore, hooker or prostitute in a seaside town. These women were not based in a bordello but walked a pavement ‘beat’ (see also pavement fairy) and were known as sand rats because, like rats, they only came out at night and would take their clients down to the beach for sex on the sand.
A British squaddie going on leave would be asked by his mates what he intended doing. His itinerary would almost certainly include the phrase ‘sand ratting’. This meant that he intended to engage the services of a sand rat.
by AKACroatalin March 22, 2017
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Tenderfoot

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.
Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.
by AKACroatalin September 01, 2016
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Like-minded

Like-minded is an adjective and means to have the same turn of mind or to have the same opinions, goals or disposition.
Although we differ in many things, James and I are like-minded in our low opinion of Malcolm.
by AKACroatalin June 02, 2015
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