Flirt

To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.

Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"

by A Human Male September 08, 2018

Sociopath

Sociopaths are people who have little to no conscience. They also possess a low moral sense, as well as a history of crime, legal problems, or impulsive and aggressive behavior.

There can be good sociopaths but yeah they're mostly bad.

by A Human Male August 04, 2018

Fanfiction

Fiction about characters or settings from an original work of fiction, created by fans of that work rather than by its creator. Usually it is written smut by children with the intelligence of a baby rhinoceros. However there can be some very good fanfics out there that can be sometimes better then the original work.

Now that i think of it Urban Dictionary is essentially a funny fanfiction site.

by A Human Male July 25, 2018

Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Puppy

Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.

All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.

by A Human Male August 08, 2018

Reality

A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.

When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.

by A Human Male June 16, 2018

Thanos

A purple bald Titan that resembles Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. His goals are to bring "balance" into the universe by killing half of all life to prevent their worlds from suffering the same collapse as his people. Arguably the "protagonist" anti protagonist of Infinity War and the upcoming Avengers 4.

Thanos "You should have aimed for the head".

by A Human Male July 04, 2018