Definitions by A Human Male

Dollar General 

The place poor people go to when they can't afford Walmart. Usually contains very low quality products except for a select few items.

John to Cash "The only use Dollar General has is cheap drinks."

Dollar General by A Human Male November 2, 2020

Senior mode 

A state of being only accessible by intelligent high school seniors. When in this state the user gives almost no fucks about anything besides graduation and will gleefully take detentions or being written up since they know they just have ONE more year of prison (High School)

Teacher "One more lip out of you and I'm sending you to the deans."

Doug "Aww you think that scares me? I'm in damn Senior Mode punk."

Teacher "Oh uh, don't mind me then."

Senior mode by A Human Male November 2, 2020

Flirt

To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.

Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"

Flirt by A Human Male September 8, 2018

Puppy 

Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.

All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.

Puppy by A Human Male August 8, 2018

Food 

A basic human right that is restricted to stores and restaurants. If you try to steal food for your starving family you'll be locked away.

Food like water should be free.

Food by A Human Male August 7, 2018

Squidward 

One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.

Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"

Squidward by A Human Male August 5, 2018

Pizza 

A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.

Pizza is legal weed as both are very good.

Pizza by A Human Male August 4, 2018