23 definition by A Human Male

An asshole pimp YouTuber who's fans mainly consist of retarded children or very gullible people. Notably responsible for the Suicide Forest scandal in January which has now faded away into nothingness.
If you watch Logan Paul you must have severe autism.
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by A Human Male July 20, 2018

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The gun that gets a real bad rep because it is used in almost every mass shooting. Although in reality it is used because it is very common and plentiful in America. The fake news media typically portrays the AR-15 as the "Most deadliest gun ever made" or that it is a "Weapon of War" although in actuality it is a civilian version of the M4A1 that is the REAL weapon of war.
The media acts as if the AR-15 is the only gun in existence.
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by A Human Male July 21, 2018

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To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.
Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"
by A Human Male September 08, 2018

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A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.
Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.
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by A Human Male July 14, 2018

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A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.
Pizza is legal weed as both are very good.
by A Human Male August 04, 2018

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1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
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by A Human Male July 12, 2018

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The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.
These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.
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by A Human Male July 14, 2018

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