Garcello

"Tight bars, little man."
– Garcello
by 7568ino November 18, 2023
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Helter Skelter

1). The one Beatles song that may have been the first metal song to ever grace the world.
2). The fucked-up scenario in which, in some race war, all African Americans would slaughter all the white people—save for Charles Manson and his "family," who would be hiding in a bottomless pit.
3). Pure hell.
Guy 1: Helter Skelter is literally the reason I exist.
Guy 2: HAVE YOU FALLEN INTO MANSON'S BELIEFS?!
G1: What?! No! I mean the Beatles song!
G2: oh
G1: For fuck's sake, man, are you THAT traumatized?
Guy 3: Bitches.
by 7568ino December 26, 2023
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Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.
by 7568ino December 26, 2023
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Fake metal

A label commonly given by elitists to bands that define themselves as a metal subgenre they believe is the catalyst of the downfall of heavy metal.
Elitists, or bullies who diss a band they don't like by using the term, can label metalcore (ex: Attack Attack!, Bring Me the Horizon), glam metal (Kiss, Mötley Crüe), nu metal (Korn, the early works of Deftones), alternative metal (the current works of Deftones, Egypt Central), and some hard rock bands—even though they tend to get mislabeled as that—as fake metal.
It's gotten to a point where people have even tried to say that the only true genre is the one that came from psychedelic, acid, and blues rock, common example for that being Black Sabbath, who also paved the way for doom metal by merging metal with classical and more blues (props to them), and that all these subgenres (thrash for example) are just profit-driven fucks. I think.

Regardless, it's a commonly used term, and there may be a holy war ongoing.

I'm trying to be as neutral as I can for defining this label, so I do apologize if any bias appears.
Elitist: Nu metal is not real metal, you've been brainwashed by the fucking fake metal! Go listen to Carcass, Death, or even Nile!
"Fake" Metalhead: All that stuff is way too amazingly talented for me. I think I'm gonna go listen to Slipknot now.
Me: Who the hell are these people?!
My friend: Welcome to today's society…also known as the fifth circle of Hell.
Me: I'm just gonna…walk away…and listen to whatever the hell I have in my library…

So I did. And the elitist and the metalhead continued arguing. Christ.
by 7568ino September 24, 2023
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riff salad

As the name implies, it is music that has no sense of where it's going with creative and/or expression, often times being filled with just riffs.
Technical death metal is given a bad image due to how the majority of the bands often make riff salads. I mean, tech-death does rely on complexity...
by 7568ino January 08, 2024
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amogus

I cant fucking take it, i see it, fucking see it, oh that looks kinda like the among us guy, it started as "Thats funny, thats a cool reference" but i kept going, id see a fridge that looked like among us, id see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, id see a hat that looked like among us, and everytime i would burst into an insane breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words "amogus" ran through my head, its tormenting psychological torture, i am being conditioned to laugh maniacly anytime i see an oval on a red object, i can't fucking live like this, i cant, i cant, i cant, i cant, i cant, and dont get me started on the words, ill never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us, someone does something bad and i cant say anything other than "s u s", i could watch a man murder everyone i love and all i would be able is "red sus"and laugh like a fucking insane person, the word among is ruined, the phrase among us is ruined, i cant live anymore, the game among us has destroyed my life, i want to eject myself from this plane of existence, make it stop.
amogus
by 7568ino January 05, 2024
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you're gonna have a bad time

If you hear this specific line, you are FUCKED!
Cody: "So...what did you want to say to me again?"
Scarlett: "I...um..."
Sans: "heh, hey kid, you're gonna have a bad time."
by 7568ino January 02, 2024
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