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Types of nu metalheads:
1). The basic: "Y'all...this new Korn CD goes fuckin' hard..."
2). The slightly extra extreme fan: "Hell yeah! New Slipknot shit!"
3). The crack baby: (at Woodstock '99) "LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT!" {notices woman on-stage} "SHOW YOUR TITS!"
4). The opposer (not really a nu metalhead but whatever lmao): "uuUGghHhh...FUCK Fred Durst and his faggoty ass rapping! I'd rather shove my cock into a blender than listen to that dogshit!"
5). The enjoyer: "Hey, this is really good! I wonder if they have more songs..."
Craig: "New Korn CD dropped...I'm out for that shit."
Rosanna: "New Korn CD?!"
Brady: *impatiently waiting for Rosanna to show her breasts*
Paul: No, GO FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT POP ROCK DOGSHIT.
Tyler: Shut up, Paul. If it's good, it's good.
In order, Craig is an ordinary nu metalhead, Rosanna is slightly more hardcore, Brady is the crack baby from Woodstock '99, Paul is the opposer (or elitist, fuck knows), and Tyler is just an enjoyer who doesn't give a single shit about what's playing.
1). The basic: "Y'all...this new Korn CD goes fuckin' hard..."
2). The slightly extra extreme fan: "Hell yeah! New Slipknot shit!"
3). The crack baby: (at Woodstock '99) "LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT!" {notices woman on-stage} "SHOW YOUR TITS!"
4). The opposer (not really a nu metalhead but whatever lmao): "uuUGghHhh...FUCK Fred Durst and his faggoty ass rapping! I'd rather shove my cock into a blender than listen to that dogshit!"
5). The enjoyer: "Hey, this is really good! I wonder if they have more songs..."
Craig: "New Korn CD dropped...I'm out for that shit."
Rosanna: "New Korn CD?!"
Brady: *impatiently waiting for Rosanna to show her breasts*
Paul: No, GO FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT POP ROCK DOGSHIT.
Tyler: Shut up, Paul. If it's good, it's good.
In order, Craig is an ordinary nu metalhead, Rosanna is slightly more hardcore, Brady is the crack baby from Woodstock '99, Paul is the opposer (or elitist, fuck knows), and Tyler is just an enjoyer who doesn't give a single shit about what's playing.
by 7568ino November 16, 2023
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2). The novel the band got their name from.
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1). No one gives a shit about Attack Attack!. It's all about Of Mice & Men, bitches!
2). Did you read Of Mice & Men?
2). Did you read Of Mice & Men?
by 7568ino November 22, 2023
Get the Of Mice & Men mug.A label commonly given by elitists to bands that define themselves as a metal subgenre they believe is the catalyst of the downfall of heavy metal.
Elitists, or bullies who diss a band they don't like by using the term, can label metalcore (ex: Attack Attack!, Bring Me the Horizon), glam metal (Kiss, Mötley Crüe), nu metal (Korn, the early works of Deftones), alternative metal (the current works of Deftones, Egypt Central), and some hard rock bands—even though they tend to get mislabeled as that—as fake metal.
It's gotten to a point where people have even tried to say that the only true genre is the one that came from psychedelic, acid, and blues rock, common example for that being Black Sabbath, who also paved the way for doom metal by merging metal with classical and more blues (props to them), and that all these subgenres (thrash for example) are just profit-driven fucks. I think.
Regardless, it's a commonly used term, and there may be a holy war ongoing.
I'm trying to be as neutral as I can for defining this label, so I do apologize if any bias appears.
Elitists, or bullies who diss a band they don't like by using the term, can label metalcore (ex: Attack Attack!, Bring Me the Horizon), glam metal (Kiss, Mötley Crüe), nu metal (Korn, the early works of Deftones), alternative metal (the current works of Deftones, Egypt Central), and some hard rock bands—even though they tend to get mislabeled as that—as fake metal.
It's gotten to a point where people have even tried to say that the only true genre is the one that came from psychedelic, acid, and blues rock, common example for that being Black Sabbath, who also paved the way for doom metal by merging metal with classical and more blues (props to them), and that all these subgenres (thrash for example) are just profit-driven fucks. I think.
Regardless, it's a commonly used term, and there may be a holy war ongoing.
I'm trying to be as neutral as I can for defining this label, so I do apologize if any bias appears.
Elitist: Nu metal is not real metal, you've been brainwashed by the fucking fake metal! Go listen to Carcass, Death, or even Nile!
"Fake" Metalhead: All that stuff is way too amazingly talented for me. I think I'm gonna go listen to Slipknot now.
Me: Who the hell are these people?!
My friend: Welcome to today's society…also known as the fifth circle of Hell.
Me: I'm just gonna…walk away…and listen to whatever the hell I have in my library…
So I did. And the elitist and the metalhead continued arguing. Christ.
"Fake" Metalhead: All that stuff is way too amazingly talented for me. I think I'm gonna go listen to Slipknot now.
Me: Who the hell are these people?!
My friend: Welcome to today's society…also known as the fifth circle of Hell.
Me: I'm just gonna…walk away…and listen to whatever the hell I have in my library…
So I did. And the elitist and the metalhead continued arguing. Christ.
by 7568ino September 23, 2023
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- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.
- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.
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Kate: Autocorrect
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Their song "Torn" was covered by multiple artists, including Danish singer Lis Sørensen, American-Norwegian singer
Trine Rein, and Natalie Imbruglia (the latter of whom became famous for that specific cover).
There are misconceptions that Torn was written by Natalie in the first place: which is not true. Sure, the earliest cover of Torn was done by Lis, but Preven, Scott Cutler, and Phil Thornalley originally wrote Torn back in '91 as a solo song for Preven.
Finally, in 2014, Australian post-hardcore band Hands Like Houses covered "Torn" as part of the second Punk Goes '90s compilation album by Fearless Records.
Their song "Torn" was covered by multiple artists, including Danish singer Lis Sørensen, American-Norwegian singer
Trine Rein, and Natalie Imbruglia (the latter of whom became famous for that specific cover).
There are misconceptions that Torn was written by Natalie in the first place: which is not true. Sure, the earliest cover of Torn was done by Lis, but Preven, Scott Cutler, and Phil Thornalley originally wrote Torn back in '91 as a solo song for Preven.
Finally, in 2014, Australian post-hardcore band Hands Like Houses covered "Torn" as part of the second Punk Goes '90s compilation album by Fearless Records.
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