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Ain't It Fun 

The one Paramore song my mom hates. Not to be confused with the Guns N' Roses song of the same name.
Like most of Paramore's songs, it's their usual, catchy pop-punk tone, although they seemed to have left pop-punk for more of a Beach Boys-esque power pop tone. They also seemed to have incorporated elements of funk rock, new wave, soul, and new jack swing. But, of course, they are still the alternative rock band we know.
The music video for Ain't It Fun contains Paramore--during the time Zac was still absent but still had Jeremy--trying to break world records, such as the band smashing clocks with guitars, them breaking the highest amount of discs within a minute, frontwoman Hayley Williams doing seven cartwheels while wearing boots within 20 seconds, and more.
Ain't It Fun by 7568ino December 28, 2023

Freddy Fazbear

har har ha-har har har ha-har ha-har
har har ha-har
har har ha-har
Freddy Fazbear: "har har ha-har har har ha-har ha-har har har ha-har har har ha-har"
Mike: "Shit."
Freddy Fazbear by 7568ino December 28, 2023

Comfortably Numb 

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.
Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.
Comfortably Numb by 7568ino December 28, 2023

limp bizkit 

Lord have mercy for this band, because you don't understand how much panning they get from critics, purists, and even Rage Against the Machine.
Personally, I don't care about Limp Bizkit. I'm a fan of rap rock, but I prefer Hollywood Undead. Sorry Fred.
limp bizkit by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Jonas Brothers 

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.
The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.
Jonas Brothers by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Helter Skelter

1). The one Beatles song that may have been the first metal song to ever grace the world.
2). The fucked-up scenario in which, in some race war, all African Americans would slaughter all the white people—save for Charles Manson and his "family," who would be hiding in a bottomless pit.
3). Pure hell.
Guy 1: Helter Skelter is literally the reason I exist.
Guy 2: HAVE YOU FALLEN INTO MANSON'S BELIEFS?!
G1: What?! No! I mean the Beatles song!
G2: oh
G1: For fuck's sake, man, are you THAT traumatized?
Guy 3: Bitches.
Helter Skelter by 7568ino December 25, 2023

LankyBox 

Two grown men run this YouTube channel and milk off of trends that are either dead or steadily declining. Also called out for stealing thumbnails like the idiots they are.
Any toddler that gets exposed to this horror is forced into their cult, also filled with three-year-olds, where they watch them non-stop and praise them for their "creativity."
Justin and Adam are also war criminals.
LankyBox is a "creative" channel.

Hah, I love sarcasm...and insult comedy.
LankyBox by 7568ino December 24, 2023