4realazitgits's definitions

The shills have lies

Speculative you tube channel focusing on celebrities and questioning whether they might be trans. Some examples include Helen Hunt Julia Robert and believe it or not val kilmer!

The shills have lies is a pretty good you tube channel.

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

ILOMP

Acronym for "I live on my phone".

I used to make fun of people who were always swiping their phones but now that ILOMP I see what all the buzz is about

by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Pierre bonerparte

Basically.this term means the same thing as morning wood.

I wanted to sleep in this morning
But pierre bonerparte woke me up !

by 4realazitgits March 7, 2021

Bombay beach

1 a small
Decrepit
Abandoned ghost town. Located on the eastern shore of the salton sea in southern California.
2 an event or gathering that is actually a non event

1 bombay beach is located north of brawley on the eastern shore of the salton sea
2 chad: are you going to casey's party Tonight?o
Tom: naw.it'll be
Bombay beach!

by 4realazitgits March 7, 2021

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Clit eclipse

Anything which causes your. Clit to shrivel up usually caused by some sort of interruption of a self pleasuring session

I was in. The women's locker room showers washing up since I'm the equipment girl for the women's volleyball team I thought I'd have the place to myself so I started lathering up

I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!

by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021