fucked and chucked

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.

Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.

by 313vagina February 22, 2009

rough draft

An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!

by 313vagina March 05, 2009

yak 'n stay back

The yak 'n stay back is the act of vomitting before the bar because you are far too drunk. However, not to be mistaken with the "puke 'n go", the yak 'n stay back involves never making it anywhere. Followers of the yak 'n stay back are left home alone in the bathroom/bed/floor/pool of vomit, and left to fend for themselves, as no one wants to take care of that. Friends of the yakker have a good time without him/her because he/she really isn't all that fun anyways.

Sam: I think I have to pull a "yak 'n stay back" tonight. *vomits more*
Amanda: Peace.

by 313vagina March 08, 2009

The Gorilla

The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.

Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.

by 313vagina March 08, 2009

puke 'n go

The puke 'n go is the act of vomitting before going to the bar. The puke 'n go is ususally kept secret and revealed the next morning when retelling the events of the previous night. However it may also be shared directly after to induce a very entertaining few minutes of laughter and ridicule. This choice is left to the discretion of said puke 'n goer. The puke 'n go is similar to "the yak 'n stay back", however the former actually involves making it to the bar, whereas the latter is for pitiful individuals who stay at home. Followers of the puke 'n go are very determined to have a good time. They are looked up to, as they do not let putrid and disgusting bodily functions get in the way of having fun.

Chantelle is queen of the puke 'n go.

by 313vagina March 07, 2009

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009

refrigeraider

The suspect responsible for various refrigerator-related thefts. The true identity of the refrigerator is often never discovered and so measures to further protect food and perishables must be made.

Beware of the refrigeraiders. There have been some thefts in the area.

Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.

by 313vagina April 19, 2009