313vagina's definitions
An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.
Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Get the rough draftmug. The puke 'n go is the act of vomitting before going to the bar. The puke 'n go is ususally kept secret and revealed the next morning when retelling the events of the previous night. However it may also be shared directly after to induce a very entertaining few minutes of laughter and ridicule. This choice is left to the discretion of said puke 'n goer. The puke 'n go is similar to "the yak 'n stay back", however the former actually involves making it to the bar, whereas the latter is for pitiful individuals who stay at home. Followers of the puke 'n go are very determined to have a good time. They are looked up to, as they do not let putrid and disgusting bodily functions get in the way of having fun.
by 313vagina March 7, 2009
Get the puke 'n gomug. The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
by 313vagina March 8, 2009
Get the The Gorillamug. The act of leaving just enough milk in the carton/bag so that you are not responsible for its replacement; thus leaving the duty to the next sorry milk consumer.
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Get the Moo Juice Foulmug. The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Get the Knife Lineupmug. Another form of sexting. When you send sexual text messages to another, in hopes of getting some piece.
*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.
*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.
*Becki is sitting on the couch texting her man after a drunken night*
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!
by 313vagina December 18, 2009
Get the finger bangmug. The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
by 313vagina February 23, 2009
Get the Mitt Sockedmug.