2 camels in a tiny car's definitions

elf cock

The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.

sexyelfgirl459983: w00t elf cock!

by 2 camels in a tiny car November 1, 2010

pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.

Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011

woodle

the most immature way to refer to a penis

boys make weewees from their woodle

by 2 camels in a tiny car December 15, 2010

tossie

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!

by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010

beer brain

When you're drunk and can't think straight.

Dude, I just downed 11 beers, got a case of beer brain.

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 21, 2011

schnoolie

A way to say vagina without offending people. Can also be used to mean ass.

Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."

Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011

whoard

A hoard of whores.

Look, here comes Jordi and her whoard. They're even worse than Kim Kardashian!

by 2 camels in a tiny car October 30, 2010