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Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Asshole mug.Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.
Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
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Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
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Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
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Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Meat axe mug.Typically an abused unloved child who when mature physically marries an unloved abused female child, either party do not understand self worth or love and are preyed on bye liers and abusers who carry the abuse as far as they can go. Generally classed as bulls, bullys in todays society.
On Occasion a normal healthy couple, who is experimenting with lies, abuse and humiliation. God knows what for, and usually reversing rolls eventually so wife becomes a cuckold (cuckoldress).
But no, generally unloved children who don’t understand. People who lie and try take advantage of this type of abusee a real losers. Sometimes even cucks and cuckoldresses get so abused and make a decision to become a bull or abuser of some type themselves. Often that is the case.
On Occasion a normal healthy couple, who is experimenting with lies, abuse and humiliation. God knows what for, and usually reversing rolls eventually so wife becomes a cuckold (cuckoldress).
But no, generally unloved children who don’t understand. People who lie and try take advantage of this type of abusee a real losers. Sometimes even cucks and cuckoldresses get so abused and make a decision to become a bull or abuser of some type themselves. Often that is the case.
I didn’t mean to cuckold my husband, I didn’t even relize that other man was flirting with me infront of the love of my life.
…don’t worry, it will pass, cold shower and some quality time and ur relationship will be fine and the bull eyes will catch fire and all that will be left is to Smokey hollows where his eyes used to be.
…don’t worry, it will pass, cold shower and some quality time and ur relationship will be fine and the bull eyes will catch fire and all that will be left is to Smokey hollows where his eyes used to be.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
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