11 definitions by -dipshit
Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!
Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
-dipshit
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
-dipshit
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Dude: dude! Don’t u think u should get a longer wick for that titanium salute?
Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt
-dipshit
Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt
-dipshit
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022