Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 03, 2022
Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.
Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
-dipshit
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
-dipshit
by -dipshit May 03, 2022
Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!
Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
-dipshit
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
-dipshit
by -dipshit May 03, 2022