-dipshit's definitions

Fuckwitt

Someone who is aware that Witt exists but says “fuck it!”

Dude: dude! Don’t u think u should get a longer wick for that titanium salute?
Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt

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by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Jackass

Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.

Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…

Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”

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by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Loser

Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!

Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!

Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …

Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?

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by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Urban

Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.

Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…

Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!

Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir

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by -dipshit May 3, 2022