tim's definitions

stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.

Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,

by Tim December 13, 2003

five percenter

A gorup of mostly Black men and some black woman. Most of there followers are from the hood and ghetto. And a lagre number are in the jails and prisons accross america. They beleive the black man is the supreme being on earth, and the white man is the devil. The profess to strive for knowledge/truth/understanding. There nubers are small hence 5%, research shows there real number of members accross the world are less then .003%, Most in America. They believe the White man was created by a scientist. They usually give themself a new name after they obtain "knowledge of self" aka become a five percenter. They claim to teach the truth about all things, and if they dont have an answer to something, they comment "we speak only of what we know."

My nigga Jayquam just recived knowledgeof self yester day, now he be called Everlastin. He has become a beliver in da truth now he one of us Five percenters, for life dog.

by Tim August 31, 2004

hadoken

Fireball

HADOKEN!!! *falls*

by tim October 20, 2003

nuidge

to be a nag or nagging. slightly yet predominately on someone's back

Joey, I don't mean to be a "NUIDGE" but can take out the trash.

by Tim June 19, 2006

baner

An arabian, a terrorist, a towelhead. One who speaks the language of allah

you better check to see if that baner's backpack has a bomb in it!

by tim December 12, 2003

w00tz0rz

1.) When someone beats a game they show an expresion.

w00tz0rz I beat you by alot of points. ex.

by Tim May 13, 2005

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003