tim's definitions

You dice?

Are you up for it?; Do you want to do this?

Hey, we are going down to the mall, you dice?

by Tim December 21, 2003

lookbackascope

Rear-view mirror in a car or on a motorcycle.

In my lookbackascope I could see Old Bill gaining on me, so I cogged it down a couple and effed off.

by Tim September 22, 2004

boozer

A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy

When preparing to shoot a freethrow: "Boozer, SMASH!"

by Tim February 6, 2004

Troll Poll

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.

Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.

by Tim August 18, 2004

sock

when a person ejackulates into a sock and hits another person on the head with the sock.

if you dont swallow i will sock you

by tim September 6, 2003

pheng

big asian man, likes the cock, sucks at diablo, and jacks off to Final Fantasy characters

Pheng is gay.

by tim January 7, 2004

who's that

so you're going at it with some girl, banging her from behind. you take her over to the windowsill so she looks out on the street below while you're railing her doggystyle. then, really quietly, your buddy who's been hiding in the closet comes over and you pull a super-quick switcheroo. the girl won't even know you've been replaced. next you sneak out of the room, go outside, and wave up at your girl. "who's that?"

last night my identical twin came over unexpectedly and when he waved up at us from the street my girlfriend thought i was pulling a who's that.

by Tim October 23, 2004