Widescreen

The aspect ratios and preferred way to watch most movies filmed after the mid 1950s. The most common widescreen ratios are 1.66, 1.85, 2.35 and 2.40, though there are more. You see more this way than if it's a pan and scan version. It's also the way the sirector and cinematographer wanted the movie to be seen the way the You'll still get small bars on a widescreen TV if you watch some movies because the average aspect ratio of the TV is 1.78 and some movies are wider than that.
Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings looks a lot better in the widescreen versions than the pan and scan versions.
by Steve March 05, 2005
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Long Island

Actually, people in Chicago refer to southern Illinois as DOWNSTATE, although they harber to same contempt as New Yorkers when they say Upstate.
Albany is in upstate New York. Springfield downstate from Chicago. Long Island is it's own fucking region so shut the fuck up brooklyn guy or else i'll fucking kill you.
by Steve March 17, 2005
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Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.
"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~
by Steve June 17, 2006
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underfuckingstand

underfuckingstand - Understand, with "Fucking" inserted in the middle, making it an exclamation of frustration or, in some cases, a joking statement.
"What part of this do you not underfuckingstand?!?" or "I dont underfuckingstand!"
by Steve October 24, 2004
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kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"
Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
by Steve April 11, 2003
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Lewis Black

An individual who seems to suffer from heart attacks every time he is on stage. Very vocal on his views of the Clinton scandal and how he wanted to eat his head from the inside out. Loves IHOP, his health spa, and can't figure out why someone would say "If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by Steve September 25, 2003
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Inconvenience

A version of baseball you play when you do not have enough people to field two full teams.

Rules:
You can only hit to right field or left field, which you have to call before you are up. If you hit to the opposite field you are out.

The outfield can throw the ball to the pitcher to get the lead runner out.
by Steve July 12, 2004
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