ryan's definitions

yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

by Ryan October 16, 2004

sarah-jane jeshmitha

Very strong but soft hearted person. Will do everything she can to make others smile but no one can understand her pain which she will not show. She is a perfectionist. Her weakness is her partner. If she gets close to something it is very hard for her to let go. Besides being friendly and smart she is very soft hearted.

If i had a Sarah-Jane Jeshmitha i would die to keep her safe and happy.

by Ryan December 29, 2017

gerbilling

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass

dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass

by ryan November 17, 2006

Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.

John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.

by Ryan February 4, 2004

Jade Puget

One of the best guitar players around!!
and who else better to play along with a kick ass voice such as davey.These 2 make a bad ass combination that nobody can match....plain and simple! AFI is the greatest

AOD and BLACK SAILS are their best cd's

by RYAN August 10, 2003