ryan's definitions

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Pouche

The outer rim of a nipple


A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.

Oh baby lick my pouche!

by Ryan September 28, 2004

hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

by Ryan January 5, 2004

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

by Ryan June 30, 2004

cotch back

to hang out and take it easy

do you ladies wanna come back to my house and cotch back?

by Ryan December 8, 2003

silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

g mix

one that is a remix made by the rap sensation "G-unit"

50 cent says"G-MIX"

by Ryan May 31, 2004