ryan's definitions

Tats

A thinly-disguised word that means the same as Tits.

Jacob: So, do you like tats?
Ryan: You betcha. I like them a lot.

by Ryan October 26, 2004

de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

wedgy

When your in first year and bigger boys pull your underpants over you head or rip them by pulling them from the back.

I am going to wedgy that kid till his arse bleeds

by Ryan November 20, 2003

radio

a completely ridiculous person, often incapable of thought

my friend saw chris o'donnell at a basketball game. 'really, you saw radio?'

by ryan May 13, 2005

nonsenseability

The abilty to make non-sense

Wow! that guy has the best nonsenseablity Ive ever seen.

by Ryan April 18, 2005

Nig Cigs

Slang for Djarum Blacks, which are completely black cigarettes. 40% clove 60% tobacco, probably the most unhealthy thing to smoke.

I just picked up a pack of nig cigs

by Ryan March 19, 2004

Owensboro

Owensboro, Kentucky, USA. Apart from the several thousand Pro-Southern Rednecks who are misinformed about what region they live in, Owensboro is a pretty good place to be. It may not be a Chicago, Boston, or Philadelphia, but the town still rocks if you ask me. There are so many beautiful, goregeous girls here and from here as well.

Owensboro has many things to offer to people who come.

by Ryan November 5, 2004