ryan's definitions

Cheeto legs

Used when describing a rotund woman's large, pasty, dimply thigh and knee area. The leg takes on a cheeto shape when the woman bends her knees and kneels to the ground, making a thick, club-like resemblance, much like a cheeto.

Look at that fat chicks cheeto legs. Get her some pants!!!!!

by Ryan February 10, 2004

put on the spit

When a girl is on all fours giving oral sex to one man, and being penetrated from behind by another man.

by Ryan May 9, 2003

supercalafragilisticexpialadocious

That weird word from Marry Poppins that nobody cares about because that movie sucks.

Some supercalafragilisticexpialadocious guy who likes to say crap words from Marry Poppins.

by Ryan July 9, 2004

small penis

a short man with hardly a cock.

Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"

by Ryan May 22, 2003

Woof

its a crook

once again refrence Big L's Ebonics

by ryan September 17, 2003

bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass
you-o thats bologna cakes

by ryan January 29, 2004

Mattapoisett

A town in Massachusetts that is "special", filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. Home to the shittiest school district in the world.

Kid - You live in Mattapoisett
Mattapoisetten-Yes
Kid - That Sucks

by Ryan August 31, 2005