ryan's definitions

pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.

Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.

by Ryan March 28, 2005

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

Consigliere

The counseler for the underboss and don of a mafia family

Lets ask my consigliere

by Ryan September 8, 2003

guave

the act of two women abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

i love it in soft-core porn when the two chicks guave. i always get a raging boner from a quality guave-sesh.

by Ryan April 25, 2004

uncle doug

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.

My roommate is an uncle doug.

by Ryan March 29, 2004

middle hitter

The hardest working player on a volleyball court-until you disagree,try blocking weak,strong,and middle and busting your ass for the largest amount of hit calls any hitter has.Middle hitter is the one who looks the best in spandex,of course. and blocks and gets touches like its their job.beast,killer,and amazing.God's gift to volleyball.

middle hitters are obviously god's gift to volleyball

by ryan April 29, 2008

Jayson Blair

The act of blatantly state something as fact even though you have not even the vaguest idea what you are talking about.

Named after the NY Times reporter that made up entire stories.

by Ryan December 7, 2003