ryan's definitions

Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

comf

cock ass motha fucka

i use this to say it short

ur a comf ( cock ass motha fucka)

by ryan May 3, 2004

Queeger

noun
a "cocky" fucker of Ryan who likes to do it Doggy Style at school

ALSO SEE: Gay Fag

Queeger smiled at Ryan as they came out of the closet (literally) after a hard fuck.

by Ryan March 27, 2005

stone pimp

verb, meaning a hardcore dude with lots of girls.

check him out he's (a)stonepimp, eatin with all those girls

by ryan January 26, 2005

miss jabberwock

A beauty contest for African-American girls.

Dude, my girlfriend is Miss Jabberwock!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

John F. Kennedy

The best president this country has ever had.

That's really all there is to it.

by Ryan August 13, 2004