ryan's definitions

cag

something good that occured do to luck

"damn i can't believe he made that shot. what a cag"

by ryan February 11, 2004

A.A.W.

Acronym for AnimeArtistWannabe
synonym for: hawt and sexy, drool-worthy

OMG, that chick over there is so A.A.W.

by Ryan March 30, 2005

int.

internet

ya, we downloaded it off the int.

by ryan August 19, 2002

Asshole

1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.

Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.

by Ryan September 16, 2004

cuntrageous

Adjective used to describe an undesirable situation or event.

"Oh no I missed the bus ... cuntrageous!"

by Ryan September 13, 2004

Equorg

A peach like fruit grown in the depths of EQUADIA

"id like a large equorg juice thanks"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

by Ryan December 28, 2004