Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!
Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"
by Naomi February 4, 2005

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.
by Naomi June 27, 2004

by Naomi March 14, 2005

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".
by Naomi September 2, 2004

A truely spiffing band. Sadly, people only seem to take notice of the sexy lead singer, and not the other two sexy members! They are friends with David Bowie, which makes them even cooler. Look out for the bassist's dance moves, they rule.
by Naomi June 27, 2004

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!
by Naomi August 7, 2004

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.
by Naomi January 23, 2005
