michael's definitions

V Zone

A woman's vagina and the area around it.

Man A: What's your favourite part on a woman?
Man B: Her V zone.

by michael June 17, 2006

hobo stove

A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.

The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.

At the hobo meeting grounds, hobo stoves were spread out as far as the eye could see.

by Michael June 14, 2006

Masakazu Katsura

Mangaka, author of many successful shonen-ai such as "Video Girl Ai", "DNA2" and "I"S". His art is amazingly good, his stories talk about young 16-year olds with sentimental problems.

Masakazu Katsura created Ai and just for that he should be made a saint.

by Michael June 11, 2006

Speedboat

The sound one makes by placing his or her face in cleavage and shaking their face back and forth while exhaling creating a "brrrrrrp rrrrp rrrrp rrrrp" sound.

The hummer she gave me was so good, I gave her a speedboat as my way of saying thanks.

by Michael October 21, 2005

vagilla

Vanilla flavored vag juice

I could really go for a fresh cup of vagilla right about now.

by Michael October 16, 2005

snizzy

adj., 1. of or relating to "snizz" or female genitalia generally or to women, usually hot ones; 2. something complicated, embroiled, generally negative; 3. sometimes used interchangeably with minegar

Whoa, look at that snizzy girl -- I bet she's dirty!

It was a snizzy situation, man, way too complicated to explain.

by Michael June 30, 2005

fitch

(n.) Either 1) a usu. young, hot woman/girl, or 2) used as a synonym for snizz or pussy, the female sex organs

Damn, look at that sweet fitch, she's hot as hell!

Gimme that fitch, bitch!

by Michael June 30, 2005