Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe
think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee
by Brian February 04, 2005
by brian November 30, 2004
"holy shit, sully, it's wicked hawt out heah..lets go ovah to the havahd bah and beat up some smaht kids"
by brian November 20, 2002
that bikini is wicked hot!
by Brian March 24, 2003
Don't cha know that you're Toxic!
by Brian February 28, 2004
to be ultimately beaten by an over-achieving player/team throughout the course of a basketball game...this includes unbelievable plays that aren't normally made with the confines of a normal game due to lack of ability relative to the opposing team
Wow...what an amazing bank from 3-point land...if this defense isn't careful they are gonna get Pittsnogled
by Brian April 01, 2005
by Brian March 01, 2005