Definitions by Uncle Dimma
A Super Mario
A Super Mario
this term is used to define:
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
this term is used to define:
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
person a, to his friend (at a party): what a great party, I heard that the organizer of this event invited so many different people because he is a Super Mario
person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
A Super Mario by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2012
afk nikki
a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)
gmail chat conversation:
person a) where's michael?
person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk nikki
person a) where's michael?
person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk nikki
afk nikki by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2012
mommy-grabber
an offensive term, used primarily in online personal ads such as those on Craigslist, to define a cub (young male, usually ages 18-25) looking for a cougar (an older mature woman, usually ages 35-50) to hook up with.
Craigslist personals ad:
I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?
Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.
I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?
Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.
mommy-grabber by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2012
turkey-chicken scrawl
An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
turkey-chicken scrawl by Uncle Dimma January 2, 2012
turkey-chicken scrawl
An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
turkey-chicken scrawl by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2012
commifesto
used to describe
a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where free speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist.
a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where free speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist.
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:
person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.
person b): I agree, but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.
Peter : gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, but I am still proud of my commifesto.
This term is a actually an amalgamation and shortening of The Communist Manifesto
person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.
person b): I agree, but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.
Peter : gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, but I am still proud of my commifesto.
This term is a actually an amalgamation and shortening of The Communist Manifesto
commifesto by Uncle Dimma December 5, 2011
Communist Manifesto
used to describe
a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:
person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.
person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.
Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.
person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.
Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
Communist Manifesto by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2011