decougar 

used as a verb, this term is used to define:

the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-50 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)

two teenage boys in conversation:

boy a) can your mom decougar me?

boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.

boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.

boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.

boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.

decougar by Uncle Dimma February 1, 2012

decougar 

decougar

used as a verb, this term is used to define:

the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-10 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)

two teenage boys in conversation:

boy a) can your mom decougar me?

boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.

boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.

boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.

boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.

decougar by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012

Delougar 

Dead Lesbian Cougar

"Don't go out with her; she's old. She's gonna be a delougar before you know it."

"You're dating a delougar?" "She's not dead." "She will be soon."

"Now she's just a delougar...one of her only legacies."

Delougar by M$.B. November 22, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012