Definitions by Uncle Dimma

park pussy 

(not to be confused with pussy park): a jailbait prostitute girl from a ghetto neighborhood who picks up her clients at the local park, a park also frequented by local drug dealers, homeless people and people with mental health issues

if you want park pussy you should probably go to the Parc du Bois de Boulogne in Paris

park pussy by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016

bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex

If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

bedroom-dead by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016

janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

janitor's ice cream scoop by Uncle Dimma September 9, 2016

militaristic adventurism 

(Donald Trump's description of Hilary Clinton's failed foreign policy):

When you so incompetently conduct US foreign policy that you actually want to see how far worse things will get for your country before you will have no other choice than use sword over pen

Militaristic adventurism is not a good US foreign policy strategy

militaristic adventurism by Uncle Dimma September 9, 2016

credit card bitch 

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship

I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.

credit card bitch by Uncle Dimma August 31, 2016

we, humans, are creatures of habit 

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2016

to swick 

(verb): to inhale on a cigarette or joint once it's gone out

relighting a stranger's unfinished cancer stick or joint, then smoking it is even more retargerous than trying to swick; you should only try to swick if the joint was originally yours, since you don't want the others' germs.

to swick by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2016