Definitions by Uncle Dimma
wearing sandals in a warehouse
a) (verb- to be): a nicer way of telling someone they have lost their mind
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous
Peter, a guy I work with, invented the phrase wearing sandals in a warehouse, at least definition a) above.
wearing sandals in a warehouse by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2014
upsidedown muffin
a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
upsidedown muffin by Uncle Dimma July 26, 2014
frankish dinner date
(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.
frankish dinner date by Uncle Dimma July 26, 2014
z-chara board hit
(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma July 23, 2014
ballistic
mother: sons, I am gone to my hairdresser appointment, i don't want you to go ballistic on each other, I know you like to fight f-sag but please watch TV comme du monde.
older son: yes mom!.
older son: yes mom!.
ballistic by Uncle Dimma July 23, 2014
göy
(N.B: not to be confused with the word goy, this is a politically incorrect, but historically and culturally correct definition, based on the mid-19th century German and Victorian English term for non-Jew; its plural is göy'yim, not goyim)
a) "nation" ( i.e. a nation outside The 12 Tribes of Israel) in Aramaic
b) (used between and among Jews only): a very offensive term for a non-monotheist and/or a heathen
, by antithesis, (offensive, but culturally and historically incorrect definition of a goy in a post-Crusades worldview) but
a) "nation" ( i.e. a nation outside The 12 Tribes of Israel) in Aramaic
b) (used between and among Jews only): a very offensive term for a non-monotheist and/or a heathen
, by antithesis, (offensive, but culturally and historically incorrect definition of a goy in a post-Crusades worldview) but
Since by thesis Jews are defined as solely monotheists, by Heigelian anti-thesis a göy thus becomes not only a non-Jew, but also a non-monotheist.
göy by Uncle Dimma July 21, 2014
plutogarchy
(a combination of the words plutocracy and oligarchy)
a political regime where not only are the politicians a privileged elite (oligarchy) but also their privilege is based on money (plutocracy)
a political regime where not only are the politicians a privileged elite (oligarchy) but also their privilege is based on money (plutocracy)
plutogarchy by Uncle Dimma July 20, 2014