Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff and Hilarry Clinton, the human epitome of political corruption in modern Canada

Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician

Mike Duffy by Uncle Dimma November 21, 2016

unidentified paletted junk 

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.

unidentified paletted junk by Uncle Dimma November 21, 2016

idiöt 

(not to be confused with idiot): in the Ancient Greece of Alexander The Great, the term literally referred to a male who had the right to vote, but didn't use it, and that individual was therefore considered a non-patriotic hedonist

Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy, would be the perfect epitome of an idiöt, but he is far from being an idiot in modern terms, because he is also a successful businessman.

idiöt by Uncle Dimma November 21, 2016

immigration Industry 

(a very offensive term I found on Craigslist): for a Western country to be letting in immigrants, even undocumented immigrants with no criminal records, from Third World countries and at the same time outsourcing the low skilled jobs that these immigrants are capable of doing.

ethno

before embarking on an Immigration Industry policy, Western governments should, IMHO, first learn what ethnocultural neo-anthropology is all about

immigration Industry by Uncle Dimma November 21, 2016

Arbeit macht Menschen frei 

( a modern variation of the Arbeit macht frei sign that once stood above the gates to Auschwitz): a phrase meaning, in modern--as opposed to Nazi German--not "work makes free" in Nazi German, but rather "work makes people free", in neo-modern German

although i -- as a Jew of German and Polish descent, and above all a History major, but never as a yidiot-- perfectly understand that the phrase Arbeit macht Menschen frei can, and will be deemed, offensive by most Jews, I have arrogated myself the right (for exactly the reasons previously mentioned ) to re-use this phrase in a somewhat different political/cultural/socio-cultural zeitgeist.

How I would personally use the phrase Arbeit macht menschen frei is somewhat unconventional: I would have to say that "work (even a minimum wage job in the United States in the post 2016 US presidential election worldview) makes people (i.e anti-Trump anarchists shit-disturbers) free (from Obamaganda and incompetently planned and carried out Obamanomics".

The most rational, (atm-at the moment-) pro-civic society action that these immoral and amoral, hedonistic, anti-civics, deplorable, pigvilizing anarchists can take, is to drive yourself away, get a real minimum wage job and get over the fact that their candidate lost; after a hard day's work, these losers, hopefully, wouldn't have the time, money or energy to violently protest and destroy property, thus not taking the rest of civilised society to hell in a hand basket along with them.

Arbeit macht Menschen frei by Uncle Dimma November 21, 2016

cofgourt 

( a combo of the words coffee and yogurt): actually coffee flavored or real coffee yogurt

i just had coffee yogurt and decided, right off the cuff, to invent a new coolidiculous term cofgourt.

cofgourt by Uncle Dimma November 20, 2016

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run 

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian

if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2016