turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
by Tommy November 20, 2003
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slaben

hey collo, how fine is lisa nanks booty tonight?

coutts, you are such a slaben.
by tommy March 07, 2004
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audioized

Made into sound from other mediums such as thought, picture, or smell.
The audioized asymptotes made him think differently about approaching infinity.
by Tommy August 21, 2005
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poogas

Stinky gasses that escape from the ass before and after the act of defication.
Your god damned poogas stunk up the bathroom again!
by Tommy March 24, 2003
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yuxtaponer

a word that i saw in a spanish-english dictionary and thought it sounded cool so i put it in here
you are a yuxtaponer
by tommy May 18, 2004
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Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.
All of Static2k
by Tommy October 21, 2003
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squad

by Tommy July 15, 2003
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