dickbag

squats their truck

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.

also fuck you jayden

by Obama Bin Laden May 06, 2023

Tik tok bombing

Messing up a bullshit 14 year old girl’s piss ass dance or just messing up any tik toker’s cancer, making their cringy ass mad at you and brings a smile to your face as you walk away with accomplishment.

Hobo 1: Yo i went tik tok bombing. It was so much fun. The dipshits got so mad at me and i walked away laughing while they were yelling bullshit at me.

Hobo 2: Bitch teach me how to bomb their tik toks.

by Obama Bin Laden February 11, 2023

Chief Diversity Officer

A job to be a black person

Chief Diversity Officers are useless

by Obama Bin Laden July 30, 2023

Microsoft

A technology corporation named after a microscopic and soft dick.

Oh and also, fuck you kim jong un

Crackhead: Ooooh look a microsoft building

Crackhead with dirty mind: Ayoooo

by Obama Bin Laden December 31, 2022

meander

to wander around without knowing where you are

shit my son meandered off again. oh well

by Obama Bin Laden August 02, 2023

Jackrabbit

An alternative to jackass

Also, fuck you donnovan.

Charlie: Dude matt is being a jacka-

Mason interrupting charlie: Don’t do it. Don’t you do it.

Charlie: Fine Matt is a jackrabbit.

Mason: good.

by Obama Bin Laden November 08, 2022

fruit men

group of fags. like slipknot

people are fruit men these days only because they want attention.

by Obama Bin Laden May 25, 2023