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jewedakurr

a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.
Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.
by Nick October 31, 2004
mugGet the jewedakurrmug.

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
by Nick February 6, 2005
mugGet the marine biologistmug.

mother of god

If something unbelieveable happens or is so unexpected and you cant believe your eyes, you can then say 'Mother of GOD!'
MOTHER OF GOD!... (said a man after seeing a 24 foot pussy with legs walking towards him)
by Nick November 9, 2004
mugGet the mother of godmug.

dry

the act of something very plain, boring
"that basketball game was dry"
by nick May 16, 2004
mugGet the drymug.

Banff

(adj.)
Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken, which results in happas (q.v.).
by Nick March 28, 2003
mugGet the Banffmug.

Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.
I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!
by Nick December 12, 2003
mugGet the Texas Wristwatchmug.

abuber

meaning absolutely uber*
a word of amazing elegance and grace but still with the power of a hungry donkey
*see uber
the children fled as the uber hippie dolphin rose above them, however an abuber flying rabbit quickly doused thee oponent in flames from his firey red spoons and won the day for all of mankind and rabbits
by Nick April 30, 2003
mugGet the abubermug.

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