Nick's definitions

thatch

A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".

"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"

by Nick September 12, 2004

FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.

All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.

by Nick April 15, 2004

breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.

"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"

by Nick March 29, 2004

Boston Tea Party

A Gathering in which a group of people Tea Bag one person. A gangbang specializing in The hanging of testicales over ones face.

For not having testicles of her own, Janet compensated by having John, James, Rick, and Daniel hang all over her face.

by Nick December 20, 2004

bijigity

The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.

Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.

by nick April 7, 2005

sweet pimp gangter

when something is sweet pimpin and gangster you would describe it as sweet pimp gangter. hence the name sweet pimp gangter.

danny: man that car is tight

nick: na naw bitch that car is better then tight is sweet pimp gangter.

danny: there u go again negrotistcal nick

by nick August 21, 2004

fashizzle

when you have comsumed all your weed and can't find anymore

damn no weed, fashizzle

by nick April 3, 2003