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whats your case

What's up, how are you, what's happening, what's going on, what are you up to, what are you doing etc.
What's your case, Chris
by Matt May 13, 2005
mugGet the whats your casemug.

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.
I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.
by Matt April 25, 2005
mugGet the Simsburymug.

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots
While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.
by Matt May 13, 2005
mugGet the do-me spikesmug.

chin2.mpeg

by Matt August 7, 2003
mugGet the chin2.mpegmug.

Whiz'm

Word that makes people forget what you were saying.
Ron: Last night I wanked it so hard!
Matt: What?!
Ron: Whiz'm!
Matt: I can't remember what you just said...
by Matt December 12, 2003
mugGet the Whiz'mmug.

wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass
wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!
by Matt April 11, 2003
mugGet the wiffleberrymug.

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.
'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'
by Matt August 25, 2004
mugGet the shmackymug.

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