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What's up, how are you, what's happening, what's going on, what are you up to, what are you doing etc.
by Matt May 13, 2005

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.
I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.
by Matt April 25, 2005

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex
COMPARE: Fuck me boots
COMPARE: Fuck me boots
by Matt May 13, 2005

Ron: Last night I wanked it so hard!
Matt: What?!
Ron: Whiz'm!
Matt: I can't remember what you just said...
Matt: What?!
Ron: Whiz'm!
Matt: I can't remember what you just said...
by Matt December 12, 2003


A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.
'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'
'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'
'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'
by Matt August 25, 2004
