Mark's definitions

Early Weakness

Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.

Although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, John was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint.

by Mark July 11, 2003

unibrow

A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows.

The screen actor Colin Ferrell has one of the sexiest unibrows I've ever seen.

by Mark August 2, 2003

kirkling

Also a wordnewblet/word or wordnewbie/word. They are affiliated with their head hancho Kirk Gaughan. They terrorize the world with their newbatry.

There were a newbish amount of kirklings newbing.

by Mark November 8, 2003

Shithook

A dumb S.O.B. who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

That dumb shithook just put his car in reverse instead of Drive and he hit my car!

by Mark May 15, 2003

flickr

A pretty cool social network where you can talk and share pictures and stuff.

Hey I'm in Flickr right now, login bitch!

by Mark April 15, 2004

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 2, 2003

U R Gay

Name of a South American country as pernounced by Homer Simpson

Homer points to a map of the world, pointing to Uruguay he says:hhehehehe look at the name of this country! U R Gay!

by mark December 8, 2003