cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

by Mark December 22, 2004

Barbie

barbie is just a slut that wants guys to get their pleasure of her!

hi barbie,oh hi wayne king.
Wanna go to my house and you can pleasure me while i have a wank???

by mark November 29, 2003

like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

by Mark November 21, 2003

T.A.A.D

Titties And A Dick
Describes a person with titties and a dick.

Leah is also know as T.A.A.D.
OR
That fat boy in my gym class is also known as T.A.A.D.

by mark November 28, 2003

boofoo

Definition: BUTT FUCK
Background: Used in the eighties/nineties (at least where I'm from Chicago)

1)Boofoo Egypt
2)I wanna boofoo your asshole

by Mark November 30, 2004

top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

Sensi

Weed. An awesome song by Long Beach Dub Allstars

Lets smoke sum Sensi!

by Mark May 07, 2005