Fullmetal asshole

This definition is actually referred to as "Fan boy"
a person who loves a particular thing, music group, show, etc. And views anyone who disagrees with him/her as not only wrong but their enemy. They view the disagreement as a personal attack and will usually resort to extremely defensive, and irrational form of arguing.
Allan: "Nintendo is better than Xbox"
Steve: "Nintendo is for babies, Xbox kicks ass"
Allan: "You're a baby! Xbox is for pedophiles, Nintendo is awesome!"
Steve: "Go play with your Super Monkey Balls."
Allan: "You mean like your mom did last night?"

You can pretty much substitute the "Xbox" and "Nintendo" for anything from fruits to clothing products.
by M April 15, 2005
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Ian Thorpe

13/10/1982
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.
Ian Thorpe's charity work is one of the reasons why he is such an amazing person.
by M October 06, 2005
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babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.
Save the earth, abort babies now!
by m July 15, 2004
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toss off

Giving someone a hand job. Most likly a man.
Damn, did you get a toss off last night?
by M January 21, 2004
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beer trophies

When you wake up in the morning after a night out and you see the traffic cone/for sale sign/gnome etc in your room, you have a beer trophy.
The beer trophies are distributed by the beer fairy for good drinking efforts.
I woke up and found a shopping trolley in the front room.
by m April 21, 2005
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defrag

My laptop's been choking up pretty badly recently... speed-wise, that is. I'm going to see if I need a defrag or something.
by m January 17, 2005
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g-lar

A term used in lieu of of ones name when speaking directly to him/her, or when talking about someone in a separate conversation. Most often used when ones name cannot be remmembered.
1) Where do you think you're going with my T.V, g-lar?

2) I can't believe that g-lar stole my T.V
by M July 25, 2003
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