L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

The Volleyball Boy

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

by Kyle November 03, 2003

Tom Petty

One of the best, along with Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, musicians to come out in the history of Rock.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are some of the best things that ever happened in Classic Rock.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

dirty pete

When u take your penis and rub it in between the boobies.

Her tits were so nice i wanted to give her a dirty pete

by Kyle March 19, 2004

subvert

To pervert, as the mind, and turn it from the truth; to corrupt; to confound.

This would subvert the principles of all knowledge. --Locke.

by Kyle April 15, 2004

chovelling

To chovel, used when eating with mouth open in a rotating motion like a cement mixer, usually accompanied by a sloshing sound. chuddy

Im gunna slap you if you don't stop chovelling on that chuddy!

by Kyle January 24, 2004

bob talks

bob talks is a well known member in the world of playstation.com message boards.
He's is the coolest member there, and he loves his girl problems.

bob talks is the best

by kyle December 16, 2004